I Am So Not A Mountain Climber!

I am stuck.  Absolutely stuck.  Stuck behind a huge pile of laundry.  A mountain per se,  a moving mountain. Sometimes I find it in my bedroom.  Sometimes it can wind its way into the living room.

I am sooo not a mountain climber!  This needs to be left to the professionals.  It would be the safe thing to do.  Common sense must prevail.

Where in Wifely 101 does it give instructions on scaling Everest? I want to see the fine print! Or at the very least be given snowboarding lessons, because as the Agronomist knows;

I am never about the lemons . . . always about the lemonade.

Now if you will excuse me . . .
 I need to hydrate before the big climb.


(Snow blindness is a casualty of Bungalow'56)
 (Wearing sunglasses is advised)
  (Really cool sunglasses if possible)